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Cpt. Crooked
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Billing information
Born Unknown
Height 6 ft. 0 in.
Weight 180 lb.
Billed From Flag of Unknown Ingrown Hair, Bolivia
Music "Sin with a Grin" By Shinedown
Affiliation None
Wrestling information
Alignment Heel
Style Brawler
Match history
0 wins
0 losses
Trophy case
Currently none

Cpt. Crooked is an American professional wrestler, who was signed to Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) performing on its Insanity brand. He was later revealed to be Pope Fred's ex-boyfriend, Zest.

Biography

He's just here because his boat sank, and he needed a toilet. So he stopped by a LPW show in desperate need of a toilet... After taking a mighty Duece the LPW signed him to be awesome for them, or is there more to this story? Poop.

In wrestling

  • Finishing moves
    • The Crooked Face (Face first powerslam)
    • Shit Sandwich (Poop in the mouth)
  • Theme music
    • "Sin with a Grin" By Shinedown

Championships and accomplishments

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