He's just here because his boat sank, and he needed a toilet. So he stopped by a LPW show in desperate need of a toilet... After taking a mighty Duece the LPW signed him to be awesome for them, or is there more to this story? Poop.
- Finishing moves
- The Crooked Face (Face first powerslam)
- Shit Sandwich (Poop in the mouth)
- Theme music
- "Sin with a Grin" By Shinedown