Dakota Roland
Lpw unknown roster
Billing information
Height 5 ft. 9 in.
Weight 210 lbs.
Billed From Flag of the United States Yreka, California
Music "Whiskey in a Jar" by Metallica
Wrestling information
Alignment Face
Style Technician, Submission, Brawler
Match history
0 wins
0 losses
Trophy case
Currently none

Dakota Roland, nicknamed "Reality's Riddler", is an American e-wrestler that was signed to Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) on its Inferno brand. His debut match was not disclosed.

Early life

Dakota Roland was born just six years before his younger cousin, Jip Thornton, who currently competes for Full Metal Wrestling (FMW). As a young boy, he was troubled, and he believed he could see angels and demons. He told everyone that they said things to him. Though it was passed off as merely a cute young boy with imaginary friends, he still believes to this day that he is followed by angels and demons, and that they connect through him. At 16, by the guidance of a demon, he emancipated from his parents and went to live on the streets and strength train. Regularly, he checked on his younger cousin, who he'd taken an interest in since he was present at his birth.


Roland signed with Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) and was soon assigned to the Inferno brand. Due to reasons not disclosed, his debut has been delayed.

In wrestling

  • Finishing moves
    • Reality Bomb (Powerbomb off the top rope)
    • The Understatement (Elbow Drop follwing Reality Bomb)
    • Brought To Reality (Inverted Armbar)
  • Favorite moves
    • DDT
    • Armbar
    • Headlock Slam
    • Turnbuckle Drops
  • Theme music
    • "Whiskey in a Jar" by Metallica

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