Dennis Lancaster
Lpw unknown alumni roster
Billing information
Born Unknown
Height 6 ft. 4 in.
Weight 265 lb.
Billed From TV Land
Music "Hello Sandy" by Solaris
Affiliation None
Wrestling information
Alignment Face
Style Brawler
Match history
1 wins
0 losses
Trophy case
Currently none

Dennis Lancaster is an wrestler and television watcher, who was signed to Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) where he performed on the Inferno brand.


Dennis Lancaster is 29 years old and lives in his rich parents basement. His father, a very successful neurosurgeon, and his mother an ad executive left Dennis alone as a child. Busy with their careers Dennis was raised primarily by the television. Providing him with a basic sense of right and wrong Dennis lives vicariously through the achievements of his favorite television characters. His parents though, tired of paying for him have told him that if he didn't find a job by the time he was 30 he would be kicked out and his inheritance would be cut off. One night on television Dennis saw an advertisement on television for a tryout at LPW. As Dennis likes to put it, "I am here to kick some ass and chew some bubblegum, and I am.....Mom shut the fuck up my stories are on!!"


Lancaster made his debut with Lords of Pain Wrestling on its Inferno brand on June 9, 2009. In his debut match, he defeated Chris K.

In wrestling

  • Finishing moves
    • NC-17 (Top Rope Splash)
    • Prime Time Plunge (Military Press Slam and Legdrop)
  • Favorite moves
    • Punch
    • Kick
    • DDT
  • Nickname
    • D-TV
  • Theme music
    • "Hello Sandy" by Solaris

Match history

Result Record Winner(s) Loser(s) Event Date Notes Score
zWin 1-0 Dennis Lancaster Chris K. Inferno 14.2 June 9, 2009 Debut match 3.82
Promo score is a rating which ranges from 0.0 to 5.0, the latter being the highest. Promos are judged to determine the better promo between e-wrestling competitors.

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