Born in Blissfield, Crerar coasted through life from meaningless job to meaningless job until mid-2007 when he struck it rich by developing an iPhone app that plays random internet memes at random times during the day. 3 million dollars and counting later, Crerar was more or less a made man for life. So he did what any one of us would do: spent most of his entire fortune on wrestling training. With two and a half years of training under his belt and a year and a half on the local circuit, he finally earned his big chance in LPW.
OH SHIT! (Canadian Backbreaker Submission)
I Crush-a You Face (Implant Buster)
The Colbert Bump (Crerar puts his arm around his opponent and points to him, grinning like Stephen Colbert with his Black Friend Alan, before sweeping the leg. More of a trademark spot than a set-up for anything)
Ow! My Balls! (Top rope atomic drop across the top rope, followed by a leaping bulldog back into the ring)
Multiple punch variations
Belly to Belly Suplex
"The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie" by Red Hot Chili Peppers