If you listen to rumors, you might hear one about a cult, one that despises everything about the modern world, America’s influence on the rest of the world being the focal point of their hate. If you keep listening, you’ll hear that they wait for the one that will be their main soldier in destroying America and it’s ideals, to return the world to how it was so long ago, when England ruled the world. Keep listening, and you might hear that they have that soldier. That he’s indecisive about the role fate gave him, that he wants to know about the culture of the place he was taught from birth that he would help destroy. Keep listening, and you might hear that they allowed him to come to America, that he’s joined a wrestling company to travel the country, to learn, to make his decision on whether or not America is as bad as he’s been taught.
But those are just rumors, right?
- Finishing moves
- The Assimilation (Avalanche Anaconda Vice)
- Crossing The Atlantic (Unprettier to Sitting Cattle Mutilation)
- Favorite moves
- Any Suplex variation
- Any DDT variation
- Cobra Clutch
- Full Nelson
- Atomic Drop
- Shining Wizard
- Boston Crab
- Figure-Four Leglock
- The Legal Alien
- Theme music
- "Englishman in New York" by The Flying Pickets
|zWin||1-1||Sylvester Eccleston||Sockoman||Inferno 14.2||June, 2009||2.75|
|Loss||0-1||Chris K. and War Pig||Sylvester Eccleston and Sockoman||Inferno 14.1||April, 2009||Debut match||3.68|
- Note: Links under Result direct to the match, links under Promo Score direct to the promo.
- †Promo score is a rating which ranges from 0.0 to 5.0, the latter being the highest. Promos are judged to determine the better promo between e-wrestling competitors.
|Lords of Pain Wrestling current roster|
|Insanity||Andy Savana • Ash Strife • Black Ada • Blackwell • cYnical • Daniel Oakley • Dr. Wagner • Genocide • Hatchet Ryda • Joey Sosa • Kafudamaha • Killswitch • Krimson Mask • Little Red • Pen • Rabbi • RaTo • Saint Steve • Savage • Shock • Son of Shockey • Super Houdini • Tromboner Man • Villiano 187 • Wevv Mang • X • Zuma|
|Inferno||Al • Andrew Carpenter • Big B. Brown • Bobino • Cash Flo • Chris K • Drew Michaels • Eddie B • Eric Scorpio • Glenn Masters • Jack Eastwood • Jeff Watson • Joe Michaels • Jude Maxwell • Ken Ryans • Mass Chaos • NPD • Pig-E • Random • Sean Jensen • Sheepster • Styxx • Super Stallion • TJ Tilli • The Boss • Trey Spruance • Ultramarcus • Vendetta • White Falcon|